This world has gone completely mad. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has said that in the event of a “nuclear attack”, make sure you still wear your face mask and practice social distancing.
As Tyler Durden from ZeroHegde wrote: “The US government has a long history of fun and interesting advice when it comes to imminent death…”
New nuclear attack guidelines include advice to avoid COVID-19. “A nuclear explosion may occur with or without a few minutes warning,” reads the page, which was updated on Friday. “Fallout is most dangerous in the first few hours after the detonation when it is giving off the highest levels of radiation. It takes time for fallout to arrive back to ground level, often more than 15 minutes for areas outside of the immediate blast damage zones.”
In case of a nuclear explosion, FEMA warns to try to keep 6 ft social distance and wear a mask for covid. You can’t make this up pic.twitter.com/LfxFX1dZoS
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 27, 2022
FEMA recommends the following steps to prevent “significant radiation exposure,” which include “Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household,” and “If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not part of your household.” What’s more, “If you are experiencing a medical emergency, call 9-1-1 and let the operator know if you have, or think you might have, Covid-19. If you can, put on a mask before help arrives.”
There’s more pic.twitter.com/V6opwX07g0
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 28, 2022
FEMA also says you have 10 minutes after the shock wave passes to find the “nearest, best shelter location” if you’re outdoors when a nuke goes off, as radiation levels are the highest immediately after the fallout arrives.
But whatever you do, remember to wear your mask and practice social distancing while you hopefully avoid a painful cancerous death. -ZeroHedge
The ruling class has become nothing more than a joke. Anyone still stuck believing anyone else has any kind of authority over them is going to have a hard time going forward. This has become obvious that we don’t need masters and we are not obligated to be slaves. They are showing us just how ridiculous they are.
Read it all here: https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion
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Very good advice from the
ever so helpful folks over
at FEMA because as we all know by now, phony 19 is the most resilient “virus” in the history of human civilization. Just remember: You and I may not survive a nuclear attack but we can rest assured that covid will.
I saw this yesterday before anyone reported it. No one cares about covid when the ballon goes up
I predict this article may have
quite a bit of fallout.
I can only hope and pray
that no one goes nuclear.
FEMA: WEAR YOUR MASK & SOCIAL DISTANCE DURING A NUCLEAR ATTACK
That is of course if there is
anyone still alive near you
and if you still have a face
after a nuclear attack.
Nothing says I’m ready for
radiation exposure quite like
an useless paper mask.
Never underestimate the
power of our government…
…to make things even worse.
This is more evidence for the multiverse theory, they’re obviously in a different universe than I am.
Sounds like Sleepy Joe is not the only one ready to be put out to pasture.
About as effective of their old advice kids get under their desks during a nuclear attack.
Actually the best advice I have ever heard on how to handle a nuclear attack is:
1. Bend over
2. Put your head between your legs
3. Kiss your arse goodbye!
Personally, for the ‘all-out’ nuclear war option, I prefer the “Lawn chair” approach.
Grab your best lawn chair, a very large drink, blunt, line, pizza, snacks and whatever else you prefer and just go outside and ‘set up camp’. Listen to your radio and party for the next 20 – 28 minutes. It should be quick (and painless). Then you could “Kiss your Ass goodbye!”
If your in a location that is only in the fallout zone then you can then choose to shower in the ashes or take cover.
If it’s it dirty, then you can just clean up and leave depending on your location relative to the event.
Better to be in the blast zone and have it end quickly than in the radiation zone and suffer needlessly before death.
Masks & social distancing.
They forgot the curfew.
Nuclear radiation DOES NOT
affect you before 8 PM .
After 8 PM I’m afraid you
are on your own.
New and improved covid
variant with radioactive
characteristics in 3, 2, 1…
If there is a nuclear attack,
the only thing left of you
just might be the mask.
The corporate media has been awash in article after article highlighting a previously unknown reason for why people may suddenly drop dead of a heart attack. For some strange reason, none of these outlandlish causes were ever previously known and are only being brought to light now. What a strange coincidence!
Full article here:
https://www.sott.net/article/464984-Objective-Health-New-Excuses-for-Heart-Attacks-Defy-Logic#
That is some plain ole asshole advice. Social distance while country burns to the ground. For fucks sake where do these minds come from, an old diaper?